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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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  1. neveroffsidereff

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    If you get one, let me know and I’ll pop over the island to borrow it. :)
     
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    This woman went on holiday leaving her husband behind. Before she left she told him to take special care of her pet Siamese cat. As soon as she arrived she phoned home to ask about the cat. Her husband said, "The cat just died! "
    She burst into tears and started to read the riot act to him, "How can you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually? Today you could have said that it was playing on the roof. Tomorrow you could have added that it fell off the roof and broke it's leg. Then on the third day you could have said that the poor thing had passed away peacefully in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing! By the way, how's my mother?

    He said, "She's playing on the roof!"
     
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    Snow White was returning from town to the cottage in the forest where she lived with the 7 dwarfs.

    In the distance she could see smoke, then as she got nearer she realise her cottage had burnt down.

    Frantically, Snow White searched the forest for the dwarfs, then she heard a a lone voice saying, “Cardiff for promotion. Cardiff for promotion.”

    On hearing this, Snow White said ‘Thank **** Dopey’s alive!’
     
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    She wants to live in Yorkshire under the alias of Eee Begum......
     
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