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    What are the Dalek's favourite trees ?

    YEW, WILLOW, BAY
     
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    Shouldn’t it actually say ‘You will catch **** all with these’?
     
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    For fear of being called a pedant due to the double negative Taff, I kept schtum
     
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    Hi Bubbs, as I did French and Spanish at A Level, you had to ‘know’ - as best you could - the English Language.....

    I didn’t mean to be pedantic .... <sorry>
     
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    Clearly a Lexus Nev <cheers>
     
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    Strangely enough yes it does but not in a few weeks time
     
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    It does funny enough.
     
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    “Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”

    Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
     
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    I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean.

    They said "Can you be more Pacific"
     
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