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    Former Southampton manager, Lawrie McMenemy has been charged £160,000 by Southern Electric.

    When asked why he has received such a ridiculous bill, they answered "You were the last one in the trophy cabinet in 1976 and you left the bloody lights on!"
     
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    I was called today by a woman conducting a phone survey.

    She said ‘What do you know about dwarves?’

    I replied... ‘Very little.’
     
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    How do you console an English Teacher?

    There, their, they're.
     
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