I can relate to that one, our warehouse dispatch team managed to send 10 pallets of gear to Ireland yesterday that was supposed to be on a lorry this morning going to London and a crane was all booked to off load and lift onto the top of the building. That’s going to cost us thousands!!
The irate wife asked her husband, "Did you sleep with that woman next door?" He calmly replied,"No Darling, not a wink!"
A Woman went Christmas shopping with her husband after a while he wandered off when she couldn't find him she rang him and said "where are you?" In a quiet voice he said "do you remember that jewellers where about 5yrs ago you fell in love with that diamond necklace, at the time we couldn't afford it but I promised you one day I'd go back and get it for you?" Her eyes filled with tears and she croaked "yes" he said "well I'm in the pub next door"