Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on a flight to New York. The woman sneezes, takes out a tissue, and gently wipes her nose and then visibly shudders for about ten seconds. A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and then shudders. A few more minutes pass before the woman sneezes and violently shudders again. Curious, the man says, "I can't help noticing that you keep sneezing and shuddering. Are you OK?" "I'm so sorry if I'm disturbing you," says the woman. "I'm suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Are you taking anything for it?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman. "Pepper."
A mother finds an S&M magazine under her son's bed while cleaning his room. Understandably disturbed, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not sure," replies the father. "But we probably shouldn't spank him."
There's more What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch. What do you call someone with a small penis? Justin! What’s the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you’re sorry. How is being in the military like getting a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
