Just seen a guy in the supermarket pushing a trolley loaded with Paella and San Miguels. Yes, Hispanic buying has started again !
I gave the wife a handmade bra that i got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur. "Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?" I said, "No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction".