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    My mate had builders in doing an extension and his five year old daughter decided to help. The builders gave her little jobs to do to make her feel part of the team.
    At the end of the week she was presented with her 'wage packet', which consisted of £2 in small change. Her father took her to the bank to open an account with the money and she duly handed it over to the cashier.
    The cashier asked how she had earned the money and she said she was helping Steve, Big Harry and Wayne build an extension.
    "Wonderful." said the cashier, " and will you be helping them next week too."
    She said, " I will if those w*nkers from Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks on time."
     
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    My hamster died........he fell asleep at the wheel!
     
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    I've had to quit my job at the cat shelter. They reduced meowers
     
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