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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    Busted
     
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    About to give Taff & Wodu a run for their money...

    Someone shoved some plasticine through the letterbox last night.

    I don’t know what to make of it
     
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    Someone beat me to my dream job - pottery maker

    I would have kiln for that job
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I’ve got 2 friends called William Hill

    What are the odds?
     
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    Logged on to MS Office this morning and someone stole my icons

    If it was you Taff or you WoDu I’ll make you sorry you did that. You have my word.
     
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    My mate turned down a job at Joe’s

    He didn’t like working on Sundaes
     
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    If you’re looking for your dream job, remember to live by two golden rules that will open doors

    Push & pull
     
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    You know what I don’t trust...stairs

    They’re always up to something
     
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    .... and the PPE was ‘wafer’ thin ...,,
     
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    This is the first year I’m not going on holiday to Hawaii due to COVID-19

    It’s usually because I can’t afford it
     
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    I think you just won the "crown". It aint no <cracker> :grin:
     
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    One of my oldies...

    What do you do when your cat loses its voice?

    Re-purr it.
     
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    A dyslexic terrorist has stormed London Zoo. Latest reports say 6 ostriches have been taken.
     
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    Great Welsh actor - Glamorgan Freeman

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    Taffvalerowdy, Aug 14, 2020
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    Oof - stinker that Dai
     
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    TheRealBubbles, Aug 14, 2020
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