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    Mark Twain? <whistle>
     
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    Life was so simple before I got married.

    I had absolutely no idea there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge...
     
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    I've just released my own fragrance.

    But nobody on this bus seems to like it....
     
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    Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf

    I haven't heard from him since.
     
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    Sorry I haven't been in touch, a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous

    mole removed from his penis...... he won't be shagging one of those again!
     
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    My ex girlfriend had a fantastic set of tits!. However one was bigger than the other. She wasn't really that self conscious until she entered a wet t shirt contest and came 1st and 3rd!!..
     
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    Manchester police stopped 100 Liverpool fans with flares outside Old Trafford this morning.

    Turned out they were the same flares they were wearing the last time they won the League.......
     
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    My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"

    I replied, "That's 15 love!"
     
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    My wife wants to divorce me on the grounds of impotence.

    But I said it wouldn’t stand up in court.....
     
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    We went to see a spiritual healer last night ......

    What a load of rubbish, even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
     
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    I used to date a dyslexic woman.

    I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.
     
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