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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    Breaking news: Irish swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July, due to social distancing there will be no water in lanes 1,3 and 5
     
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    Why did the Irish man wear two condoms?

    To be sure, to be sure......
     
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    I've joined an Ukrainian dating site.

    Now I've got a Chick in Kiev!
     
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    I met a transvestite in Manchester.

    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    Nev’ll love that
     
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    Two teeth, six fingers and webbed feet. :)
     
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    You have obviously met most of them then <laugh>
     
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    Going to the local transvestite night later.

    There's no rules we just eat,drink and be Mary.
     
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    I went to the chiropodist but she told me to keep six feet away!
     
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