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    BREAKING:

    Winalot are on the verge of going bust...

    They've called in the retrievers!
     
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    Just had two Police Officers at my door!
    They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
    I replied, “No, I’m not.”
    “How about LS?”
    “No.”
    “What about JD?”
    I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
    The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
     
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    Who was the cleanest player ever to play in the Premier League?


    Robin van Persil
     
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    Or
    Who was the only mobile detergent thief to play in the premiership..?
     
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    Lent my mate 20 grand to get plastic surgery.

    Cannot recognise him now to get my money back.....
     
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    Public toilets reopened........

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    Found a mask guaranteed to keep people at least 6 feet away.......

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    I'm so poor my mate lets me eat from his herb garden.....

    I'm living on borrowed thyme
     
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    I used to love tractors, but not anymore

    I'm an ex tractor fan.......
     
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    Me: “I get no support from my wife, even when doing the crossword”.

    Therapist: “I hope you don't get too down”.

    Me: “Fu*king hell not you as well?”
     
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