She takes her car to the nearest garage and asks for advice. The mechanic, seeing an opportunity, tells her that the best way to remove the dents is to blow up the exhaust. Courtney drives home and later that day, her flat mate hears huffing and puffing coming from outside. She goes out to investigate and sees Courtney on her hands and knees blowing as hard as she can in to the exhaust. "What you doing?" asks her flat mate. "Oh the man at the garage said I could remove the dents by blowing up the exhaust". Her flat mate bursts in to laughter her eyes streaming and says, "You'll never do it, Courtney', you've left the windows open".
"One minute you're young and fun, the next, you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better."
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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today. But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco, drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be British.
