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    Diane Abbott is suing Tesco for putting her signature on their hot cross buns without prior consent.
     
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    The new Nightingale hospital in Glasgow has been renamed .... ICU Jimmy
     
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    Had a terrifying experience last night.

    I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
     
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    I left work late last night.

    As I locked up the doors, I turned around and saw a giant apple turnover just lying in the street.

    Just down the road, there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the street corner there was a two story Chocolate sundae.

    I thought to myself, "the streets are strangely desserted tonight".
     
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    I'm new at this fishing lark. Do I really have to keep maggots in my mouth?

    I await your answers with bated breath!
     
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    I spoke to Elvis about morrisons, sainsburys, Tescos, and Aldi.

    It was a lidl less conversation.
     
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    "I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight."
     
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