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    So, I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of coronavirus?”

    She said, "Ammonia cleaner."

    I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here!"
     
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    A thief has removed all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.

    Police are currently looking for Leeds.
     
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    I wear a mask when I’m drinking a bottle of Corona these days. You can’t be to careful. :)
     
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    The World best Sheepdog was sold at auction this week. It went for £18,750.
    But was rounded up to £19,000
     
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