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    I was so depressed last night that I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
     
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    I went to the best ever burger van today.

    It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.
     
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    Spokesman said ‘It was dead quiet until the shooting....’
     
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    They buried the evidence and in a grave miscarriage of justice every body bit the dust !
     
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    There was lots of coffin when the verdict came through.....
     
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    The only thing "expired" around here are the puns... keep digging Taff :grin:
     
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