My sex change operation from male to female last week went really well. In fact it was so successful I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.
Just had two Police Officers at my door! They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?” I replied, “No, I’m not.” “How about LS?” “No.” “What about JD?” I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?” The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquiries.”
