Katie Hopkins has British Citizenship revoked please log in to view this image The right-wing commentator Katie Hopkins has had Her British Citizenship revoked. Her family received a letter today saying she has 47-minutes to f**k off out of it and that she has the right to appeal as long as it is submitted by last Tuesday. A source said, ‘The Home Secretary was just signing the Shamima Begum letter and thought ‘Ah b*llocks to it. While I’m here.’ ‘He said he will sort out James Blunt and everyone on Loose Women when he gets into the office tomorrow.’ According to the Magna Carta, any British citizen can actually have their single citizenship revoked. In these circumstances, by default it is replaced with honorary citizenship of the People’s Republic of Button Moon.
A new map of the world has been drawn. The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom and every other soddin' Pole is in Britain.
A Catholic priest and an Imam were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. The Catholic priest was having his bacon sandwich while the Imam had a veggie burger. After a while, the priest turned to the Imam and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?" The Imam responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten a bacon sandwich?" "No" answered the Imam The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later the Imam spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The Imam then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith." The Imam nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes. Finally, the Imam quietly observed, "Beats the s*it out of a bacon sandwich, doesn't it?"