SAD NEWS The inventor of the Thesaurus has died..... passed away........snuffed it...... kicked the bucket..... shuffled off this mortal coil........ ceased to be,........ expired....... is no more.
Two great signings for Liverpool in the transfer window - a Japanese international and an Italian international. Nickamotor and Robatelli
A huge thank you to one of my neighbours for allowing me to borrow her large sheet of plastic covering... Ta Pauline!
Packed in my job at the sewage treatment works today. To be honest, I was just going through the motions.......
The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old man, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?" "Fishing" replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me." In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?" "You're the eighth" says the old man.
An Indian chief married three squaws, he gave each their own tepee, and a brand new marital bed. The first bed, was made of deer hide, the second of buffalo hide, the third made of hippopotamus hide. 9 months later the squaw whose bed was made of deer hide, gave birth to a baby boy, the squaw whose was made of buffalo hide gave birth to a baby girl. The squaw whose bed was made of hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. Which seems to prove Pythagoras, the squaw on the the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides...
