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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.

    I'm in A & E now, waiting to see a cardyologist.
     
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    Think about it.....

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    "I've baked you a cake," she said, "And I've hidden something inside it that might help you in there."



    "What is it ?" I asked nervously, "A tiny rock hammer ?"



    "No silly, a tub of Vaseline!"
     
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    I just heard that the machine that makes the Dutch wooden shoes is broken. It's all clogged up.
     
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    The Labour party have brought out a new version of 'Laurel and Hardy', it's called 'Horrible and Lardy' !

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    Maths problem:

    Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

    He gives 1 to Mohammed & 1 to Hassan.

    Calculate the radius of the explosion.
     
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    Very true!!
     
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