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    I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas.

    It's rubbish.

    Everything is either underground or overground.
     
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    My stupid dog ate all the christmas tree lights, I took him to the vet and they assured me they could whip them out in an hour.

    I gave him a little cuddle to reassure him, and his little face lit up.......
     
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    Whenever I've been to a funeral all I got was some sandwiches and a drink.

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    • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
    • Today my wife asked for a "perm".
    • The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
     
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