I'm joining the drone party, they stopped more immigration in one day than Labour or the Tories have done in 100 years.....
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your email”
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch do-da, 3 pounds per testicle, Turner Brown.” The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, brings him to and says: “Are you OK, man?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “Yeah, oi tink so, but what was it you said to me?” The big dude says: “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch do-da, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.” The little Irishman says: “Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said: 'Turn around!’”
BREAKING NEWS: UK Govt. subcontract the drone problem to experienced private contractors. 'Vulture Squadron have assured us they have an almost flawless record in the field of catching small flying objects and not crashing into each other so problem solved.' Asked about the £50 million contract, a spokesdog for Vulture Squadron replied with a wheezy snicker and showed us his shiny new medal.
