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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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  1. daimungeezer

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    It took me ages to get that!
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    I'm pressing the button but there's no sign of the nurse :grin:
     
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    Will i am Shakespeare

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    That’s a bard joke..... <laugh>
     
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    Got completely smashed last night after 15 pints of Bow.

    I woke up this morning next to the biggest, ugliest woman you have ever seen.

    I thought to myself, well at least I got home safely.....
     
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    Bloke just knocked on my door.

    I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall.

    I said "who are you?"

    He replied "I'm the meter man"
     
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    A big lady walks into her local jewellery shop and asks the salesman if she could look at some Eternity Rings.

    He brings out a tray and puts it on the counter.

    As she bent over to take a closer look, she let out a rasping fart.

    “How much is that one one the left?” She asked

    “If you farted just looking at it, you’ll sh*te yourself if I tell you the price.....”
     
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    Reg, our Parcel Force delivery driver, sadly passed away yesterday.

    His funeral will be on Tuesday, sometime between 1 and 5 p.m.
     
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