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    Be careful people, fake notes doing the rounds......

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    Heading down to the Autopsy Club later.

    It’s open Mike night.......
     
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    My wife suggested we play doctors and nurses, so I put her on a trolley and ignored her for two days...
     
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    My wife must think I’m a God.

    Whenever she cooks, she places a burnt offering before me......
     
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    I took out a loan for an exorcism.

    If I miss any payments I may be repossessed
     
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    My wife just said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

    "You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS.

    "Mad Cow disease just discovered in Scotland."

    Strange, we English have known about Nicola Sturgeon for years!
     
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    The man who invented autocorrect and predictive text has just died.

    May he roast in piss .....
     
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    Bad news for dyslexics, on the 28th October your cocks go black.
     
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