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    Just off to the toilets in Wetherspoons!
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    Not a fan yeh!! :)
     
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    Their fans are a cocky lot !! <cheers>
     
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    Very true, still they did lose in the playoffs which was a consolation. Going well so far, Kenny doing a cracking job.
     
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    He has put together a good squad for this season. Keep your eyes open for our new young Irish winger Ronan Curtis (from Derry City), he is one hell of a prospect !
     
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    Always like Jacket spoke his mind. Did a cracking talk on an open day for 20mins about his vision and on football, I hope he takes you up this season.
     
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    My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit.

    She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... poor Dave must have wondered what the f#ck was going on........
     
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    When I was little my parents used to dip me into cheap Australian Lager.

    It wasn't till I was 18 that I realised I was fostered.......
     
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    Went to some Latin Dancing classes in Welshpool.

    Really didn’t enjoy it so I think it will be my ‘Last Tango In Powys’
     
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    Went to see a fortune teller today.

    I was so chuffed to bits when she told me I was going to come into lots of money that I ran out of her home ..... and was hit by a Securicor van...
     
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    I was flattered to have a rose named after me.

    However, I wasn’t over the moon when I read the description about it - not good in a bed, better against a wall
     
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    I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

    I told him it's a correctors item.
     
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