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    Diane Abbott looking well at the recent Labour conference
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    I was mugged by a thief on the way home last Thursday.

    He pointed the knife at me and said “Your money or your life”

    I told him I was married so I had no money and no life....

    We hugged and cried together

    It was a beautiful moment.....
     
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    Fact of the day:

    So far in 2018, Swansea has had more earthquakes than Cardiff has had wins in the Premier League <laugh>
     
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    I thought you were joking Taff! Hope you're feeling better <ok>
     
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    Cheers Daimun - getting there. <ok>
     
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    Jose Mourinho has said that he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen or heard again.

    Madeline McCann’s parents have offered to help......
     
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    Oh, you are awful .... but I like you <laugh>
     
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    The best thing about being a stoner is ordering pizza and being surprised when it shows up
     
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    Dai is in the front row...
     
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    The bravery of Manchester university’s decision to ban clapping must be applauded.
     
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