My girlfriend dumped me when I said I wanted to walk her down the aisle. Apparently "wines and spirits" was not what she expected.
I went to see the Doctor this morning. "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth". "You don't need a Doctor you need a Psychiatrist". "I know, but your light was on !"
My wife complained no one ever calls her. I've solved the problem by putting a "How's my driving?" sticker on the back of her car.
