The best-selling piece of merchandise at the Notting Hill Carnival is revealed... please log in to view this image
Me and my wife have an open relationship. She opens my Wallet, my Mail and my Phone. please log in to view this image
Pope Francis was stopped by a woman in the Pheonix Park over the weekend and she begged him to help with her 19 year old son's hearing. He looked at the young man and walked towards him. He placed both hands over his ears, closed his eyes and said a beautiful prayer. The pope took his hands off the lads ears and smiled "how's your hearing now my son? " The lad replied " I haven't a clue I’m not in court until Tuesday”
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How "bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
