A big row broke out yesterday in the Irish synchronised diving team in Beijing. Paddy says Mick was copying him.
If you hear Scouse kids recently saying "A, A, A" it's highly likely they're not talking about their exam results.
As it's a Bank Holiday Monday I've just come back from DFS with 4 Sofas, 3 Dining Tables and 18 chairs! Well they might not have another sale!
I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a ****ty estate and surviving on benefits. It's called "Alice in Sunderland".
I went to see a faith healer last night. I wasn’t expecting much as I don’t believe in that sort of thing. I was right though, he was awful. It was so bad, even the guy at the front in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
