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    Boris Johnson’s generalisations about the burqa are inaccurate. These women are not “letterboxes” or “bank robbers” & if he were to bother to sit down with a Muslim he’d see that under that garment there is a human being inside who despises the west & wants homosexuals dead.
     
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    To prevent the spread of Bird Flu the Irish government today announced an immediate ban on all Hen Parties!!..
     
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    Next words to come out of the mouth “Exteminate, exterminate”!!!
     
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    Breaking news:

    Due to a clerical error it turns out that Mike Ashley has actually spent £90 million on an apartment in Seattle.

    He's bought the house of Frasier
     
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    Just been stopped by the police.

    He said where were you between 7 and 11?

    I said junior school, where were you ?
     
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    On the menu I saw something called Golden Soup.

    I called the waitress over and asked why it was called Golden Soup.

    She said it was because there were 24 carrots in it....
     
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