Teacher asks the kids in her class what their fathers did for a living. "Mary, what does your dad do?" "He"s a doctor, miss." "Joe, what does your dad do?" "He"s a pilot, miss." "Billy, what"s your dad do?" "My dad"s dead, miss." "Oh Billy, I"m so sorry............what did he do before he died?" "He turned purple, farted and fell on the dog, miss."
That’s Poland out of the World Cup then. As a mark of respect all car washes will be closed in the UK for three days of mourning.
A bit of advice to the Uruguay World Cup team after their 3-0 win over Russia, don't drink the tea or touch the door handles.
This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the next England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid £300 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Swansea Registry Office at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'8", about 8 stone, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Contact me for more details.
Funny set of rules...........You're not allowed to cycle, but you are allowed to injure a young child or elderly person........ please log in to view this image
