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    Polish football fans on a rampage in Moscow. Police say over 300 cars have been washed, waxed and hoovered
     
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    The ref in the England vs Tunisia match...

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    Add the VAR people as well!!
     
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    I went to the Patent office to register some of my camping inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
    I said, "A folding bottle."
    She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
    "A Fottle."
    "What else do you have?"
    "I have also invented a folding carton."
    Again she said, "what do you call it?"
    "A Farton."
    She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products, and one of them sounds kind of crude."
    I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket
     
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    I got cut up by a taxi driver last week.
    I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank.
    I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?"
    "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
    "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab"
    I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?".
    "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
    "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab"
    I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.
    "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver.
    "Ok" I said "Let's go"
    As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!..
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    Sorry !!.........Honest :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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