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The joint Devon & Cornwall music festival has been cancelled. Organisers could not agree if The Jam or Cream should be on first......
My new girlfriend has just seen me in Asda stacking up boxes of washing powder. She screamed "You lying toad - you told me you were a pilot in the Red Arrows". I said "No I didn't....I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team".
Aren't people funny. Walk into a library and start screaming and everyone tells you to stop it......but do it on an aeroplane and everyone joins in......