Experts have said by the year 2025, you will be no longer than 6 foot away from a former Leeds United manager.
Got pulled over by the police last night. He said, "Sir do you know your car was swerving all over the road?" I replied, "Sorry officer but I've drunk ten pints up the pub and feel a bit pissed." He said, "That's no excuse to let your wife drive!"
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with last nights performance that they have said they will personally refund all the expenses to their fans who travelled to support them. All they need to do is send their bank details, sort codes and Mothers maiden names and they will transfer the money straight to them.....
