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    I got fired from my job at Pepsi after working there for 20 years.

    I tested positive for Coke.
     
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    Sticker placed at Southampton' stadium today by a concerned fan..........:)
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    An old man crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner jumps out and confronts the old man, saying, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!”
    The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
    The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
    The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
    In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says,

    “Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.”
     
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