I got cut off by a taxi driver in Glasgow last week. Then, by chance, I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said, "How much to the station ?" "£5" said the driver. Then I asked him, "So, how much for a blow job then?" He got angry, and said "That's disgusting, Get out of my cab" I got in the second taxi and said, "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. He said, "I'm not having any of that! - Get out of my cab!" I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue. "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. I said, "Ok, Let's go." As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big cheesygrin on my face...
