That's sad, mate. I go through phases with it, but always end up excited at the start of every season.
Your funniest post for a while, and spot on. Another character trait is Armchairapathy whereby they support their beloved team from afar yet ardently, until they fail to spend £400m on players, and then they sulk
Arsenal spent a lot of money last summer, Only to end up playing in the europa league this season, At least we'll be in the champions league this season.
Without sounding too much of a ****... You probably wouldn't feel like this if you supported your local team and/or attended matches.
The 24/7 football coverage is a buzzkill. There are also too many matches on TV. Back in day we only had hoop and stick.
As HIAG pointed out, its because you are a plastic Matth. You have no ties to Man United at all. Geographically you are miles from them You support them because when your brain started to (semi) function, they were winning everything, and it made you feel good to see a club you "support" winning something. Now its been 4 years without a league title, its starting to wear thin right?
Aren't you a Chelsea fan from MK? Is the Welshman that much further away from Salford than you are from Fulham? I don't know which part of Wales he's from.
My family is from Battersea My Grandad supported Chelsea My dad supported Chelsea My Uncles all support Chelsea My cousins all support Chelsea If MK had had a football team when I was born, then maybe i'd have supported them. But MK didnt get a team till 2004, I was already 21 by then and had been a Chelsea fan for 10 years. I am probably an hour and 20 mins from The Bridge.