ITTV - even the Major can be right once in his life

These midweeks without a Charlton match are hard work on here.

 

Unlike that poor poor woman on the way home …. it looked like she was losing the will to live in your picture.

 

You have bloody good eyesight when you were on the train behind us.

 

Oh blimey ..well in your case you have always got ITTV to post on...a site that is well known for its humour and erudition

#not

 

Not on the train home I wasn't

 

She was in rude health when we pulled out of Accrington...and was in need of CPR by the time we reached Burnley.

 

You were more p***** than I thought you were, it was Leeds.

 

On the way up to leeds we had virtually half a carriage empty I counted 5 people who had to stand between Peterborough and Doncaster because the midget was standing in the middle of the carriage boring someone else.
Then came a shout from me
If you shut up and sit down for a minute them people will be able to get to their seats

 

True.

 

You have to deny it, I've just been introduced to someone I've not met before and elfs proceeds to hand over £19 when his owes the fella £20.
I'll admit some of stories are false about elfs , but quite a few are true.

 

So you are a friend of Elf?

 

£20 reminds me of Wimbledon away

 

No comment

 

That makes a change.

You need to do some graft btw.

 

Off work for at least a month

 

I'm off to Sweden tomorrow, do you fancy tagging along then?

 

What was the denouement last night of the WWF bout between "Reams" and @lardiman ?

It was all getting rather heated last time I looked in.

Reams was threatening mass murder of CARD members, @lardiman countered with the offer of tea & a cucumber sandwich.

 

REams withdrew, leaving Lardi and Mundell to slug it out to an amicable bore draw.

 

@lardiman and Mundell are kindred spirits

Didn't they share a dissertation on who threw the most plastic pigs onto the pitch in the 15/16 season ?

 

Lardi may be one of the nicest men in the world but he is nothing if not …. persistent