Off Topic IT'S VALENTINES DAY ON TUESDAY FOR ALL YOU OLD ROMANTICS

Did it develope into a 4 way?

 

Don't do anything for Valentine's Day. It's all a bit crap.

 

That's rather unrealistic.


That usually doesn't happen until the second date.

 

For everyone out there who is alone this Valentines Day

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I'm treating my wife to a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day.
Soft, slow cooked pasta.
The finest petits pois.
Finely diced, soft soya flakes.
A beautiful chicken stock marinade.
Finely seasoned with fresh basil and mixed herbs.
Then I just tip in water to the fill line, add the soy sauce sachet and I'm done.

 

I bought the Mrs a bag of popcorn, some cranberry juice and a bag of Ghirardelli.

I'll never beat 2 years ago when I got her the bidet attachment for the toilet.

Bidet for V-Day. She still says that's the best gift I ever got her.

 

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I might order us (not you and I) a pizza via Just Eat

 

That's your appetiser sorted but what is she going to eat.

 

That's good, cos I don't want a pizza if your little hands have been on it!

 

TBF he was the leader of the Third Reich. Power can win people over, just look at President Orange and Adolf Murdoch, powerful men who look like rubber face masks but have still managed to get multiple women to marry them.

 

^saddest comment on the internet ever^


If we shone a UV light on you. I'm pretty certain a massive thumb print would emanate from your forehead.

 

Like you'd stand a ****ing chance of getting any of the pizza

 

I've done many valentines, birthdays and christmas' without buying anything #gradeacunt

 

Happy V Day

 

I'd celebrate her v.

 

Yes, Mother's Day is Valentine's Day - in Manchester.

 

That's one of those posh things for the dog to drink out whilst you do your Sudoko as you're having a dump, yes?

 

High sixes for Brexit hicks.