It's time...

Wid

 

Thought you would have said 'have'.

 

Nope ... never been to Africa ... was close once ... had a mate went to Ghana in the mid 80s doing VSO work (teaching locals how to lay bricks) ... he invited me to go over but I had just started a new job and couldn't get the time off ... his students used to offer him their sisters as bed warmers ... but aids was rife ... swears he didn't... but he was a rugby player and not particularly sensible after a shed load of bevvies

 

that's nice.

 

Knew you would appreciate it ... but didn't really give a **** if you didn't

 

Yeah mate, i was riveted

 

Try it... might improve your temperament ... big one in the forehead (remove incumbent cock first)

 

What on earth is going on here?

 

Usual mini bout of handbags..

 

Comm just being his usual miserable self ... sausage deprivation disorder

 

Go have a posh **** Kev and cheer yourself up. You deserve it.

 

It gets worse when the season starts. Leaving ( known as flounce off) threads, offers of straightners, and the personal abuse level goes up by about 100%

 

Friday.

 

Fosse’s thinking about penises again. Standard.

 

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Yours being smaller than standard. Chipolata

 

You seem to spend a lot of time imagining what other people’s penises look like. Why is that?

 

Coz I seem to get tagged a lot by such penises.

You seem to spend a lot of time searching through people's previous posting history on a footy forum. Why is that?

 

You imagine what other posters’ penises look like because they tag you? Ok.

 

You search through people's posting history hoping that they might mention your penis? OK.