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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Only thing I'll be smoking will be 8" pink cigars, m7.
     
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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Have a good one troops.

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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Could've at least included one shemale ^^
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tonight i shall be getting pished and watching car crash TV (BT sports) where i expect to witness the last dying convulsions of a certain Portuguese lunatic. I may shed a tear.

    Tomorrow off to the pub to batter some pensioners who have had that wee bit too much to drink. When you hit them they pee themselves. It's too funneeee.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Going sofa shopping, drinking beer, going to the cinema.

    Playing fifa 18 in between all of that.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hmmmm. I can't remember visiting your hoose :huh:
     
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    Last few days aff before back to work on Tuesday.

    Probably dish out likes here all weekend.
     
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  8. Tina.

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    My 2 boys have been playing it too. 24 year old took a days holiday so he could play it all day lol
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It was the wan with the yellowish vertical blinds and the caravan in the front garden.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    :emoticon-0118-yawn::emoticon-0118-yawn:
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stuart gets Tina screaming. And not in a good way.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'll be scratching my arse and sniffing my fingers. Might watch a film.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Driving lesson Sunday and Lesbian fight club the moro I wasn't supposed to say because they claim to have rules.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    **** knows what I´ll be doing, but think I´m going to Madrid on Monday for some ****ing conference. On another note, I was recently sent the following joke and I have a funny feeling that Nicky and others might like it...
    ie Patience applying for citzenship
     
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    Aldis then lidle. .... check your seats
    Good nite xx
     
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  17. Patience

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    That's me in Amsterdam, lads. Just found out the exact location of where the famous Battle of the Fenian occurred when Ajax fans battered the smelly mhutant tramps from the East End of Glasgow.

    After a few quiet moments there in deep though I will most likely go and get my farter stretched by a hookers fist.

    1690 LOYAL
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Which time? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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