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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** knows what I´ll be doing, but think I´m going to Madrid on Monday for some ****ing conference. On another note, I was recently sent the following joke and I have a funny feeling that Nicky and others might like it...

    Grandfather of the Year....


    A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.

    The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice:

    "Easy, William, we won't be long".

    Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say,

    "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there”.

    At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice,

    "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

    Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading the groceries and the boy into the car. She says,

    "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."

    "Thanks", says the grandfather, "but I am William, this little bastard's name is Kevin".
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Prescription sunglasses? What are you? A ****ing albino or sumfink?
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Thanks for that joke




    Knob
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ gutted he is so much of a ****ebag that he is too scared to join the whatsapp group
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Cheers for posting



    PRICK
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    :huh:
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> you guise
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I extend gratuities to you for posting this.




    ****.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. And bald.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Don't forget the smell too <ok>

    No one else can... :frown:
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    And don't forget you look like The Singing Detective.

    <longmemory>
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    There may be a night out at the local Mexican Cantina over the weekend. Grove Junior has always resisted it because she doesn't like spicy food but she had enchiladas at school a couple of weeks ago and polished off chili con carne nachos the other day so we'll give it a go. I may be having fajitas or the sizeable beef burrito. Our local place employs teenage fanny as waitresses, always a feast for the eyes as well as the belly.

    I shall also be fingering this beauty

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    Apparently it is the done thing to name your guitars so I'm thinking of calling this one Senga.
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  15. Patience

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    ^^^^^^ Posting photos of sexy Trev to drive Grove wild
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Celebrating being single by pumping a few Romanians then aye?

    Who's aw gawn?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lotsa menshies today :grin:

    Ok, they're highly insulting, but a menshy is a menshy to this attention hooring smelly bald speccy albino ****. :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  19. Patience

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    Me and some Tinder bird :cheesy:

    :emoticon-0182-poolp
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :eek: You gonna get high, m8?
     
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