**** knows what I´ll be doing, but think I´m going to Madrid on Monday for some ****ing conference. On another note, I was recently sent the following joke and I have a funny feeling that Nicky and others might like it... Grandfather of the Year.... A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there”. At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading the groceries and the boy into the car. She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather." "Thanks", says the grandfather, "but I am William, this little bastard's name is Kevin".
There may be a night out at the local Mexican Cantina over the weekend. Grove Junior has always resisted it because she doesn't like spicy food but she had enchiladas at school a couple of weeks ago and polished off chili con carne nachos the other day so we'll give it a go. I may be having fajitas or the sizeable beef burrito. Our local place employs teenage fanny as waitresses, always a feast for the eyes as well as the belly. I shall also be fingering this beauty please log in to view this image Apparently it is the done thing to name your guitars so I'm thinking of calling this one Senga.
Lotsa menshies today Ok, they're highly insulting, but a menshy is a menshy to this attention hooring smelly bald speccy albino ****.