IT'S THE WEEKEND

Well gang, what's everyone up to this weekend? I'm having a BBQ.

 

Working the morra

Date night the morra too



WATP

 

Probably something.

 

How many matches did you get?

http://cuddlyfreeandsingle.co.uk/

 

Some won't like this thread on iota

 

Off to Bruges later so will spend the weekend drinking fancy beer and eating waffles and chips.

Finishing work at 2pm and planning on doing ****all today

Wonder what pizza is like in Belgium...

 

I'm going to Amsterdam tomorrow morning for 2 days.

 

Taking the wife for lunch and ice cream tomorrow before getting dragged around the shops looking for a book-case. Sunday most likely putting together said book-case and shouting obscenities at the wife (unless I can find a decent one in a charity shop).

So, another thrilling weekend.

 

Can't imagine you finding a decent wife in a charity shop. You never know though, worked for tobey

 

I found mine outside in one of the binbags left overnight

 

I prefer men.

 

Some of the charity shops on Nicolson Street have decent fanny working/volunteering there. Mostly fashion students from the uni. Well worth a trawl if you're a pervert like me.

 

getting a haircut at @Stylecitybarbers in finnieston was thinking a mohawk but will prob jus get my usual old fashioned protestant crew cut, followed by nose wax and ear hair burn (free of charge with every haircut there) then i'll make the short walk down to finnieston police station and check in with the taig pigs cos of my banning order, then i'll hit a nearby pub such as brass monkey to watch the famous, then i'll prob get chatting to a group of burds and end up taking them back to my flat and porking the lot of them in an orgy, albeit unenthusiastically as quite frankly im sick of it its boring now, will allow them to stay if they dont mind sleeping on the cold hard laminate as i want to starfish in my bed and theyre not allowed on the couch either, tomorrow will probably go to the mosque, sunday will prob go and visit my friend, who is unfortunately dying

 

Alright Bexley m9 x

 

Tell Deniz I was asking for him @Scan

He used to give me a short back and 1690 too

 

Nip into town to pick up ma new prescription sun glasses (did I mention am goin to Mauritius next month?).

Probably have a few drinks and an early dinner somewhere.

Sunday doin **** all.

 

are they any good, never been

 

also whats your actual name so i can say to deniz

 

Ian

Duno. Not been in about 5 years iirc