It's The Bank Holiday Weekend

Orange?

 

I went into the shop the other day and asked for 3 pounds of potatoes, guy says "it's kilos now". I said ok "give me 3 pounds of kilos then".

 

Of course. I want it to match my décor

 

Yeah, I noticed that; measured everything up in feet and inches, took myself off to the timber yard, some confusion ensued.

Being in North London though, they knew what 4b2 was. Probably a Hebrew owned business as it happens.

I’m going with corrugated plastic for the roof, let some light in. Inverted guttering for the apex/coping. Bought by the metre.

 

Says his cock is 50mm to sound impressive ^^^

 

For which he no doubt charged you two bob, being as that joke is older than I am.

 

I'm environmentally friendly, all my jokes are recycled.

 

That IS impressive. Very impressive.

 

Reinforced 4" concrete base and the installers fitted their own damp proof membrane before the commenced with the erection (Matron!) of the shed.

What do you think of the Strat Dev? Plays really well, so I've been told.

 

Absolute babe. Anyone know who she is?

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