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The Story so far :-

Having been imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, Glory got rescued by the heroic Shako, saving him from a burning building where he was tortured by the evil bates clan. Thankfully the Millwall lads provided transport for the daring raid, as 007's Aston Martin was getting an MOT, and ...... (to be continued) <yikes>


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TC, not the most competent driver at the best of time was suddenly distracted by.....
 
PAGS - whose stockings were falling down................................

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Luckily ..............................
 
Because the traffic up north flows freely he managed to miss all the other cars and................
 
although he was drinking & driving, his Martini was shaken, not stirred, & more importantly, not spilled. However.....
 
Crashed straight into a manure truck driven by a Manchester United fan, got out and, upon seeing the Old Bill got on his toes and..
 
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legged it back to ,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
He was disgusted by the fact that you had to pay to get in to that ****hole, and how the blokes where hitting each other with handbags so........
 
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he swallowed a few more beers and,,,,,,,,,
 
Put a pint glass in some Northern Ponces head that spat all over him.....



Ken Bates said the Moron deserved it because........................
 
went home twatted his lass and then bum ****ed his best mate mighty who......
 
The Northern ponce that went home twatted his lass and then bum ****ed his best mate mightywhite was a well known Service Crew member who had recently done time for
 
Id question whether he was really a whites fan or a Brighton fan after all they are.......
 
he was too busy trying to be Don Revie, alchoholic clough was a................
 
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