Its Storytime

[ellandback]

It was a cold dark night in December. The rain was beating down on the windows, the wind was howling, and the room was thick with smoke from the roaring open fire. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Who could it be. I was in the middle of nowhere, and was not expecting anyone....

(To be continued by you...)

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Noel Edmonds jumped out the bushes and buggered a child

 

[Hash.]

The end

 

[seanDCFC]

That was fun, good hustle.

 

[Gambol]

...and then Tina surprised me with her cock.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Whilst dressed in a Rangers top.

 

[Gambol]

Whilst dressed in a Rangers top.

..that is the only request Tina refused.

She's quite happy to have pishakke though.

 

[rogueleader]

but it turned out tinas cock was actually a prize-winning rooster, shortly to be put out to stud...

 

[Sweats]

I answered the door whilst wearing the skin of a pig I had killed earlier.


At the door was the ghost of Fred west, mysteriously holding a photo of shania twain and a packet of werthers original.

I invited the ghost of Fred in. Where he began to levitate grapes over the photo of shania.

At this point my legs detached themselves from my body and started kicking the ghost of Fred west. Then he floated to the ceiling of the lounge and reformed as the terminator. It's chest opened to reveal a clock work nazi owl.

Then my face melted and I continued with my tax return.

 

[Tioga River]

I answered the door whilst wearing the skin of a pig I had killed earlier.


At the door was the ghost of Fred west, mysteriously holding a photo of shania twain and a packet of werthers original.

I invited the ghost of Fred in. Where he began to levitate grapes over the photo of shania.

At this point my legs detached themselves from my body and started kicking the ghost of Fred west. At this point he floated to the ceiling of the lounge and reformed as the terminator. It's chest opened to reveal a clock work nazi owl.

Then my face melted and I continued with my tax return.

That wiz pish

 

[Bullet tooth Tony]

It was a cold dark night in December. The rain was beating down on the windows, the wind was howling, and the room was thick with smoke from the roaring open fire. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Who could it be. I was in the middle of nowhere, and was not expecting anyone....

(To be continued by you...)

I opened the door to see a wonderful dark haired Adonis. we had bumfun all night, and my rusty bullet hole has still not recovered.