Like the time you moved from France to Spain because some brain dead Mackem on the internet said he'd come batter you Patience in turmoil having to leave France, "...But massa massa wur we be goin massa..."
I believe you m8 Just post a selfie with today's daily mail to prove the doubters wrong Up the Addicks
You can't beat a bit of Metro for low brow reporting and their helpful advice on how to clean your vagina. Like this; http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/02/13-reasons-you-should-have-sex-on-your-period-5790857/#mv-a
If he truly is our Jonno, he will be able to answer the following question: Jonno, from which stall do we get our pre-match burger and Bovril? P.S) I know it's really you, pal.
How do we do you are telling the truth though Ponders. Your track record of late has been pretty poor to be honest!
ponders, what is jonno like in real life? does he always start pointless conversations then not engage with you after his initial statement? does he lack basic grammar?
Jonno is a true gentleman. He cares deeply for his family, his community and his football club. He can be a little boisterous at times, which clearly comes across in his output, yet his passion and enthusiasm are highly infectious. In fact, when it comes to defending a moral cause, there is probably no one better than Jonno. And he must be congratulated for his book. Many said he couldn't do it, but he shut them up with an excellently written and solidly produced effort.