Its pumpkin time

Broke into the queens gaff for a chat that time.

Nice bloke for a burglar

 

anyway I voted

‘yeh, of course, any man would’

 

Ive got the pumpkin


Might cook this with the innards, looks nice and everything else on the top 20 pumpkin recipe list looked/sounded ****

 

Turnips?

 

Sounds like an inappropriate danger ****

 

Spiced pumpkin soup for lunch today.

I'll show the finished carvings later when they're lit up.

 

Another completely Americanised festival of spending cash on absolute ****e. The entire thing can get in a skip for me. My gates will be closed later on the off chance someone brings their kids round begging.

 

Youre gonna be cleaning eggs off your gaff for days mate

 

They’d need a throw like a cricket player mate, I’m sound.

 

Luckily i dont think its really a thing here as much as in the US.

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It’s big enough and has no place in our Christian country

We got no time n place for occult practices here

 

Challenge accepted. Pm me your address

I hate Halloween, but I am going to a party tomorrow night. I don’t need an excuse for a party though

 

Did you get a costume? That was you wasnt it?

 

Drive through this large council estate on way to football.

There were about five fully decorated for Halloween last ****ing week.

And, I **** you not, one house already lit up like a grotto for CHRISTMAS.

Might stop and take a pic on way later. Seeing is believing.







*could be someone about to Cark it before their last ever Christmas, if so they're forgiven*

 

I did get a costume. Going as a character from the purge

 

So you bought a plastic fukin mask basically

Nice effort

 

Proper put in some effort

 

Its acceptable to go a bit mad if you have kids i guess. Bit strange if not imo.

i like the purge masks tho, only one of the movies is any good tho, election year i think is the one. Rest are terrible