You'd have to sit on the floor and watch it then the teacher would ask you questions while you waited for your pupils to undilate.
Aye, why do they make small children do that? One of the mysteries of being a wean I suppose. Imagine they did it at your work for meetings.
a mind a wee lassie pished herelf at assembly. everyone round her started edging away from her until she was on her own surrounded by about 500 people in a puddle of pish. how do u get over that?
why did they make you cross your legs as well? i mind a guy pished him self in my higher history exam <noexcuse>
in my french reading prelim for standard grade there was a story with a picture of a gnome beside it so, with out reading the story i decided it was about a group of french nutters who kidnapped garden gnomes and liberated them in the forest because gnomes deserve freedom, it was the only question i got right.
