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It's like a dessert over on the Liverpool board....

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So you're a waiter and she came in your restaurant ?
     
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    Did she go large?
     
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    Always when it comes to me.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    I own a small business and yes she was a customer. She was with her daughter who looks like a far better shag than Terri these days.
     
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    What? With Piskie?...
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    I gave her one and then I gave her daughter one. After that she thanked me and paid me for my services.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    I did the same thing with Prince Charles last Monday too, except the ****ing cheapskate didn't pay me <grr>
     
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    You mean he shoplifted?

    Are you sure that wasn't a Romanian mate?
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    <laugh> He's half German half Greek , even ****ing worse !
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Do em both at the same time ... is that legal ?
     
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  11. NSIS

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    Non-PC alert!!!....
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    If shes reading this thread she won't be coming back as you've disgraced a customer to the whole world :bandit:

    You never know she might be HIAG?
     
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  13. <laugh>
    That will have given Pixie nightmares!
     
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  14. So, what kind of business do you run, Pixie?

    I'm betting it's a hair-dressing salon. You drive an Audi TT, right?
     
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    I'm going with Sausage shop in Lewisham and drives a Polo.
     
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    I'm going that he owns one of those private shops with the blacked out windows, what they sell is a mystery to me.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Anal beads. Got mine in somewhere that sounds similar.
     
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  18. <laugh>
    I like it!

    Hey, lads! Perhaps someone should start a thread about this? It could be called the "What kind of sordid little shop does Pixie run?" thread!
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    I wouldn't want to go breaking Ms Hatcher's confidentiality and revealing what type of Dildos she prefers.
     
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