Unlucky Mick. They still haven't turned it into a tax haven. Your exile continues.
My greatest hope for that scenario, actually, is Scotland saying No - then they hand over tax controls to the devolved administrations and we get another 3 big **** off tax havens. The Independence route might do the same thing, but I imagine it will be a slow burner (after all the SNP have bribed all the Yes voters with a big **** off state that will **** them to sleep every night, + make sure no bad things ever happen, to anyone).
Anyway my heart overrules my head on that subject - break up the Union for the craic, I'll figure out a way to make money out of it when the time comes.